Umberaxe the Destructicator

Umberaxe The Destructicator is the single most Extreme Laser Guitar ever created in the known realms. Forged from the pure Heavy-Metal bones of a zillion fallen Dwarxes the Umberaxe is said to be capable of simultaneously giving it's wielder (Currently Master and Commander Mechano-Rox) the ability to play Extreme Jams while simultaneously melting the faces of friends and foes alike. A secondary, but no less useful feature is that Extreme-Jams are based upon the ultra-science of q-ray waves. Q-ray's are known to immediately cause females of any race to immediately throw their various undergarments at the performer, extremely, and immediately make them beg to be Scored with.

M.C. Mechano-Rox often plays The Umberaxe at Dwarxen Booze-Raves where only the most wicked-awesome extreme members of society can stand to hear it's wailing chords without having their faces melted off as he pushes it to the limit to the extreme!

Umberaxe resembles the standard Laser Guitar except that instead of one body and neck, it has six arranged in a hexagon. It's wielder can thus lay out a 'kickin' chord on one neck, then spin Umberaxe to play additional harmonies on the others.

When enraged, the Umberaxe's wielder can lay out a melody so hard core that Elementials music notes are made manifest and fly at hyper-light speed towards enemies where they unleash the fury of a billion kick-ass suns rendering their target Lame moments before they are completely hyper-vaporized. It is speculated that each of the six necks of Umberaxe is capable of creating a different Elementials note, however no one has ever lived to confirm this, nor has anyone offered an explanation of which of the seven known Elementials the Umberaxe is incapable of producing...