The Party Beyond Time

The Party Beyond Time is the Elder Gods' endless orgy, and any mortal that worships them hopes with all his being to be summoned to it upon his death. Naturally, this is something only the Awesomest of the Awesome can ever hope for; in the rare moments when the Elder Gods aren't headbanging or snorting Divine Blow off an angel stripper's boobs, they will look down upon the crawling mess of mortal life; if a totally badass hero catches their eye, he will be remembered and, if he is noticed as an exemplar of pure awesomeness again and again, the Elder Gods may take his soul to party to the max with them for the rest of eternity.