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The Most Extreme Powerkegger of All Time

In the year 99 there occurred a party like none other. With the winning of the MegaWar, the Sorcelators were set free at last and they needed to PARTY.

But not just any party would do. No. They gathered all the Extremely Alcoholic Drinks in the world and beyond, and all the RadiExtreRock Bands that ever existed, and ever will, and Partied and Drank until the firmament of reality itself got drunk off and hit on the neighboring plasmic hot universe that was just a little too young for it. And when the very heavens were struggling with double vision-

The Limit, was broken. To the Extreme!

Broken and surpassed, reality tried to adjust to control the Extreme party scene, and was shattered again. The hopelessly Lame were elevated to somewhat Extreme. Laser Guitars wailed at twice the speed of light, vaporizing the first 2 rows into pure Extreme vapor, and turning them into an off the hook smoke show. Drinks were mixed with concentrated elemential essences, sorcelations, and Cybermagic Blenders. In fact, a great many of the drink mixes enjoyed in Fehtahn today simply could not have been created but for the Universe's poor sense of judgement that night.

At the climax of TMEPoAT, Radicand and the Crustarocks took the main stage, and sundered the very land itself to create the Laser Guitar Sea with their Extremeness.* When the house music came back on, some people had just passed out, but most of them were too busy scoring. They too, would eventually pass out, and in the morning that followed few names would be remembered. Entire bloodlines of rich and possibly quite Extreme history were lost as people simply could not remeber who they were, let alone what** they were lying next to. It still joked about amongst historians that Fehtahn could have been a band on one of the side stages, and not actually the name of the whole realm. Though at the time, this joke was usually met by nervous laughter.

And so ended The Most Extreme Powerkegger of All Time. For after all was said and done, the forces of space/time had sworn off drinking forever; rejecting the possibility of an annual festival. They did, however, agree to leave the Limit a little higher than it used to be; but not "that high".

*Scholars suspect they probably used a fair bit of explosives as well, as it turned out to be a pretty big sea. They insist that no one is that extreme. Others, still, claim that those know-it-alls probably weren't even there and are just jealous.

**Much of Fehtahn's extreme biodiversity can be, regrettably (to the max..), traced back to this time period. The Dangerous Golddigger plant, for example, was first discovered shortly after this raging whirlwind of extremitude had passed.