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Techno-Convent

Many shady organizations operating from the shadows (notable among them Good Portents Inc) have taken to constructing Techno-convents to plunder the The Landy-Grid for their own shadowy ends; these are a subversion of the true role of the Techno-convent in history: to supply Fehtahn with smokin'-hot, tech-savvy and totally scoreable hacker chicks hep to the secrets of the ultraporn.

History

The original Techno-Convent is located on awesomely huge Scorcharous Mesa, in southern northeast section of the Grabthi desert. Atop this totally huge and super-hot plateau of gritty desolate rock, a select few orphan girls too young to be considered cyberpunk wasteland chicks hone their blossoming to-the-max hotness and sweet hacking skills under the somewhat creepy but completely rockin' intense gaze of the ancient Eunuchatron. So close to the blistering heat of the scorching sun (the mesa stands talller the the tallest forty Megazebras would if they were piled in a heap by some massive robot space-crane) the arid heat heats the hot hacker-chicks until they could not possibly get any hotter... and reach the appropriate age for total scoring-upon.

They then undergo the the coming of age ceremony, where they would dance the sacred rocket-pole, take an oath of reverse-celibacy and vow to always hack it to the limit EXTREME. Only upon completion of these most mysteriously sacred of rights, would the fiery-hot cyberpunk wasteland chicks be free of their duties in the Techno-Convent; free to score with the most badular of spellbikers and perpetuate the sacred flow of orphans to the totally huge Scorcharous Mesa in the southern northeast section of the Grabthi desert.

New stuff

In recent years, rumours have spread that some hackers have chosen not to continue on into the rest of Fehtahn, but have instead chosen to pledge themselves to the Eunuchatron's coming holy war against the false Techno-Convents.