Song of the Sorcelator

 

Riddle of the Name

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Riddle of the Name

 

A powerful spell that can only be successfully cast when a Sorcelator has reached The Supreme Limit of Extreme Bad Assedness or a state of Mysterious Gritty Danger.

 

The spell can be invoked many different ways, but all have the basic form:

 

  1. A Crazy Wicked Bitch Face Slap followed by:
  2. the incantation "What is my name?!?" shouted with Extreme Righteous Indignation.

 

The spell is a success when the target replies with the name of the casting Sorcelator

and fails when the target does not, either by answering with someone else's name or displaying a puzzled expression.

 

Successful casting results in any number of totally kick ass things happening, including (but not limited to)

 

  1. Immediate death of one's opponent
  2. Unbelievably cool explosions involving hundreds of Lamborghinis and Ferraris flying through the air. (but never Trans-Ams, they are so not extreme...)
  3. Break the Swizzle on some Vampire-Hos
  4. Scoring with Cyberpunk Wasteland Chicks

 

Need I say more? "Riddle of the Name" is what made me a SOTS fan. It's so freakin' cool that after my buddy ARod told me about it I immediately sold all my Quiet Riot albums and paid the $3.50 for Tome 1

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