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Quotable Quotes

Real World Quotes

• "Reading Franzibald's writing after wading through Tycho Brahe's Elemenstor Cycle was not unlike climbing onto a floating island of manure from a pool of diarrheic excrement." -- Literary critic Charlton C. Mayze in his last blog entry before his mysterious disappearance

• "This is one of the finest literary works in my library and I should know, I have a few!" -- George W. Bush

• "I think this is what my father was aiming for. Aiming for and missing, the Lame jack wad."** -- Christopher Tolkein