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Mistress Skull

History

Tasha Skull, once an average run-of-the-mill smokin' hot babe, never knew the fate that awaited her at the ill-fated (but ultimately badass) concert at the conclusion of the MegaWar. The circumstances of her death are unclear and Mysterious (and smokin' hot), but it is known that after the formation of the Laser Guitar Sea, she was never seen again... until a few weeks later.

When the First Versions set out to reconquer all of Fehtahn following the sweetalicious conclusion of the MegaWar, a mad (and trippin') sect of Mad Raver Geneticists created Mistress Skull, their smokin' hot answer to the extreme Sorcelators. At first, the experiment proved successful, with Mistress Skull laying down the law on every sucka she crossed wands with. Skull, however, was unstable, either because of foolish tampering on the part of the power-besotted Ravers, or just from how totally wicked sick her powers were. Turning her wild-like-untamed-Cimmaron skills (which are believed to be capable of paying the bills) against her former masters, the First Versions found themselves overwhelmed and outclassed. They surrendered, offering their unswerving loyalty to Mistress Skull in exchange for a chance to survive. It is said that she laughed without ceasing for seventeen days before blasting every last First Version into First Version Technochocolate Pudding. Before long, all of Fehtahn was under her smokin' hot boot, and she set in motion Operation: Taste the Sexy Pain. Mustering the splintered Exdead from their disparate Ungraves and untombs, she armed them with Cyber Glowsticks and sent them out to destroy humanity, preferably in ways involving Wicked Sweet Explosions.

For 215 years, the deserts of Fehtahn were wracked with the truly X-treme awesomeness of Mistress Skull and her legions of loyal exdead. Humanity fought valiantly, but ultimately could not take the heat, and were driven back to the capital of Brill. There, Rack Cheerabat planned his last-ditch, impossible, bitch-you-be-balls-crazy plan. Despite what his friends, mother, priest, and financial consultant said would happen, Rack defeated Mistress Skull in badical form, banishifying her unmortal form to the Subdark Abyss. Little has been seen of her since, but rumors speak of a shadow in the dark alleys, a whisper on the lonely winds, a brush of a hand while alone in the Fantisia Cafe... all smokin' hot.

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