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Magnabikes

Magnabikes are extremely Dangerous pieces of equipment, mad fusions of machine, magic and awesome. First dreamed up by the Spellbiker gangs of the desert wastelands, magnabikes are to an appropriately skilled sorcelator transport, weapon, and also really good for picking up those bitchin' hot Cyberpunk Wasteland Chicks.

Magnabikes are often adorned with battle trophies from the fallen enemies of the Sorcelator, and their personal powers are highly dependent on those of their sorcelator owner. Usually they can at least do kickass wheelies and wail threateningly, but the rest of their powers vary wildly from bike to bike. They are as much a creation of the sorcelator's will as they are beings in their own right, making them highly variable by nature.

The procedure for creating a magnabike is clouded with cult-esque spellbiker gang ceremony, but at its core it boils down to this: take a regular motorbike, and cast spells on it till it starts screaming things like "ROCK ON" or "EXTREME TO THE MAX" and starts driving around really fast and killing people and knocking over cups of coffee and doing awesome flips over burning piles of scrap. Then, the would-be spellbiker must tame the magnabike - this can, potentially, be done using a montage, but most hardened spellbiker leaders decry this modern practise as being "too damn wimpy" or "not nearly radical enough". Instead, the traditional method suggests that the sorcelator and magnabike engage in a spell-flinging, burning-hoop jumping deathrace to the death across the dreaded Bedarkened Death Peak mountain range. If the sorcelator wins, the bike is bound to obey him. If not...the sorcelator meets a terrible fate, being absorbed and assimilated into his own wild, rebellious creation - it becomes a rogue magnabike, scourge of the desert.