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Laser Pirate
Only in the tepid realms of what the masses think of as fantasy are pirates gnarled and desperate robbers of the sea lanes, hooked of hand, wooden of leg and bandanna'd of brow. In the lands of Fehtahn, the extreme equivalent is the Laser Pirate, whose limbs and brows are studded with Big Dock-Off Laser guns, and whose hands are way off the hook.
Rather than being tame nautical pirates, Laser Pirates are Urban to the max, except when they extend their raids across the burning deserts of post-Disastrophe Fehtahn.
Laser Pirates traditionally mask their pirating with other extreme activities, such as playing in kick-ass rock bands (e.g. The Pirate Assassins and their Metal Friends) or running crazy-shit high stakes casinos for pimps and hos (e.g. Cap'n Radbeard McDarkenFell). Only when they don their pimp-action Cyberpatches and hold their Electro-Cutlasses aloft are they revealed as the gritty, laser-blasting radical crimelords they truly are.
"A'right, dawg, let's see what you be at," jeered First Mate Jural Knacks, priming the digital fuse of the magmocannon and twisting it towards Grimm. Grittily, the Xorcelator paused in his rope swing to hurl a bolt of fieriness at the gurning corsair.
"I be at your death," he quipped.
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