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Laser Guitar Sea

The Laser Guitar Sea is quite obviously named for it's shape. It represents the division between Elementius and Portamentus. The Laser Guitar Sea is so Dangerous that even the most Extreme pirates are in constant danger.

History

At the end of the MegaWar there was a lot of partying. The victors of the Megawar were not your average partiers, they partied to max and then some. Various bad asses from every corner of Fehtahn had gathered in the center of the newly named Elepormentius and were 3 weeks deep into The Most Extreme Powerkegger of All Time when Radicand and the Crustarocks took the main stage. Battle Mecharoids by design, but Laser Pirates at heart; it is believed that Radicand's most extreme pyrotechnic finale was no accident.

At the peak of their hit song MegaWar, What is it Good For?, 12,000,000 square miles of the surrounding area was anhilliated, leaving behind a massive Laser Guitar shaped crater. It was the most Extreme show anyone had ever seen. The Sorcelators in the audience were so totally pumped that several of them exploded. It was the explosion of several super bad ass Riverin Sorcelators that caused the crater to flood and become the Laser Guitar Sea.

Radicand and the Crustarocks sailed off boldly and dangerously on the main stage to plunder this newfound sea, returned briefly for an encore, kidnapped some groupies, then sailed off again, even more boldly, dangerously than the first time.