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Laser Guitar

The average resident of Fehtahn is so Extreme that playing a guitar isn't even a big deal. Enter the Laser Guitar. Laser Guitars would look just like normal guitars, if normal guitars had freaking lasers instead of strings and were 7' long with no less than three whammy bars. Laser Guitars are so extreme that you can't even play one without getting your fingers cut off by the lasers. As a result only Battle Mecharoids and Fieriness Sorcelators can even hope to master them.

Laser Guitar facts:

• Laser Guitars produce sound at the speed of light, creating rhythms and melodies that only Hypercomputers can truly "get". Fortunately, you don't have to 'get it' to know that it sounds completely awesome.

• The Laser Guitar Sea is named for its very distinct Laser Guitar shape.

• Grimm Shado is an excellent Laser Guitar player.

• Any song played on the Laser Guitar instantly becomes as awesome as possible. Of particular note is the song Liberate Avian. Which is regarded to be the most evil and heinous of all laser guitar songs.