The Lamborghini is a dangerous creature of steel and magic created by powerful and forbidden sorcelations.

In order to create a Lamborghini you need the skull of a Pirate king, 3 cc of mouse blood, atleast 8 dribbly candles and a block of black steel. The ritual involves the summoning of a cursed demonic bull from a nether realm and binding it to the black steel where upon the most awesome and most radical of changes may be wrought to create a steed of such awesome radicalness that women and men will sleep with you for no real reason apart from you have a Lamborghini.