Keepers of the Ultraporn

Originally just a group of historians with divine access to the Ultraporn who protected its massively massive secrets with the ancient language known as 1337, they realized that it would be better if access to these materials were guarded by creatures that could actually defend themselves. To become a Keeper of the Ultraporn, you must kill a current Keeper of the Ultraporn, therefore making the enlistment of guardian creatures an unpleasant task.

These "Rules of Challenge" were initially put forth by founding Keeper, Sage Hungero, who is coincidentally (or perhaps... not) the only still surviving original keeper. The other pasty-faced weaklings of the organization have been replaced with a collection of Dire Bionic Shadow Wolfmen, Mutant Tentacled Lurking Horrors, and Adreneline-Doped Cyborg Frankenstein Mercinaries.