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Immortal Space Bitches

The Immortal Space Bitches are a band of cyber-enhanced, over-the-top, hybrid dog-women that reside in the Crypt of the Immortal Space Bitches, bent on escaping the "resetting" of the universe, as described in the sacred writings of The Eliot. They will use whatever means necessary to achieve this, including genocide, homicide, insecticide, apple cider, littering, riding bikes without helmets, leaving passive-aggressive notes on the desks of co-workers, and a long list of similarly vile transgressions that stretches back to beginning of recorded history.

Members of the Immortal Space Bitch guard are known for their fearsome Lava Gauntlets. The Queen of the Immortal Space Bitches wields a (reportedly, "totally blingin'") pair, as well as specially-fitted Magmatronic Lasers on all five of her breasts.