The rich tapestry of Fehtahn culture can be truly seen in the leisure activities of its denizens which can be seen in its games and its sports.

Games

• Srigurudhoyvanahya -

This game is played mainly in Gonorra. The rules of this simple yet deadly game call for both opponents to clasp hands with fingers interlocking. Then at a pre agreed signal both players proceed to attempt to inflict pain through the manipulation of their hands to the other player forcing them to submit by yelling out the word Srigurudhoyvanahya. This is not to be confused with the words Srigurudhyovanahya which is a traditional insult about the size of your victim's mother's penis.

• Portmaneanian Roulette -

In the warlord infested land of Portmanean there is no "official" national sport. From bike racing to scorpion battles to drag beauty contests, the Portmaneanians only have one truly universal game. In order to play you need a bottle of portmantean gin unfiltered and be in possession of a wife. You and your opponent sit a table with two glasses of equal size. You then pour out a drink and drink it. And continue till you can no longer drink or you run out of gin. There are no losers only winners.

• Strnghrt -

A general game of speed and skill. First one must take a dose of witcherb, a potent divination drug which allows a Sorcelator to manifest the powers of futuresight. During this time the two competitors place hands together and take turns attempting to slap each other's hands. The winner is first to a predetermined number. Variations exist on this theme but the game's core remains the same.

Sports

• Seven Stones -

A sport played by two teams of seven. At the center of the field a tower is constructed out of 7 flat stones. The two teams then take turns trying to knock the tower over by using a small hard ball constructed out of cork and leather binding while standing behind a prearranged line. Taking turns until one team knocks the tower over. The team that knocked the tower over is now determined to be on defence. They ignore all field restrictions and attempt to restack the tower. However the opposing team are attempting to tag out all the players with the ball. Both teams ignore the zone restrictions and the opposing team may not target the tower itself during this. For each tower stacked the defending team gain one point until time is up. A match lasts 60 minutes with a 10 minute break at the 30 minute mark or until the opposing team in unable to continue due to brain damage. The game is rumoured to have been invented in the Lost Land of Delikcatessa where the losing team would traditionally be snackrificed.

• PoloX -

A truly radical sport for truly radical men in a truly radical land. Two teams of magnabikers of equal numbers assemble on the Field of Nightmares. The object is to smack a ball through the opponents goal while remaining seated on your bike until time runs out. Those are the rules. Sorcelators may use their wands and is one of the few games where it is truely impossible to cheat. Grimm Shado's skill as a PoloX player is a legendary legend. Its alluded that part of his allure is that he is undefeated at the most dangerous game of them all. An interesting case is the infamous X-treme Cyberbikervixen Gang versus The Extremely Dangerous Extremists. The Extremely Dangerous Extremists upon commencing the game proceeded to use a number of tactical manoeuvres to eliminate the Cyberbikervixens not just from the game but also life. However the right to use the X-Treme in a gang name is not inherited. It is earned in toil. Such was the extreme nature of the vixens that they rose to walk the earth again because as we all know there are things more extreme than death. The resulting match ended with a victory to the X-Treme Cyberbikervixen Gang who celebrated by renaming themselves to their now more infamous name.