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Elepormentius

Elepormentius was the name of a briefly lived supercontinent (and even more briefly named) formed in the MegaWar and destroyed shortly thereafter.

History

Near the end of the MegaWar a group of totally awesome Crustarock Sorcelators had created an extremely big chunk of rock to crush the continent of Lametopia (pronounced Lahmehtopia, but which many sorcelators referred to as "Lame-ia"). Lametopia was utterly torn apart in the resulting destrucion, broken up into desolate islands surrounding a the new mass of land. Afterwards there was a lot of debate amongst the Burn Outs (No one else gave a shit, they were probably too busy handing people their asses) as to whether to call this vast new unpopulated land Elementius or Portamentus, and they finally settled on Elepormentius a week after the MegaWar ended. Not that it much mattered because two weeks later it was ripped in half durring the The Most Extreme Powerkegger of All Time. The Laser Guitar Sea now divided Elementus or Portamentus and everyone was happy.