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Cybercthonicswinemen
"You may be putting out the hottest licks in this quadrant of the wastes, Grim Shado," oinked the leader of the Cybercthonicswine foully, "but my kickass Cthono-Fender rocks harder than any wand-bearing fool is capable of withstanding! Prepare for the Power Slide of Utter Hell Force!"
Dwelling in the uber-darkness that lurks both under, below and (in some cases) inside the puny shell of reality is a layer of shuffling proto-reality that can only be accessed by extreme triple Sly-quin-core-picotechnology (e3xSQCP). This technology is only known to be utilised by the transcendent Cybercthonicswinemen, creatures evolved from simple farm animals by accidental exposure to a massive dose of Bedarkening during a sand Runesurfer duel in the Megawar; in order to see back through the veil of ultimate pain they continuously endure, they utilise Optic ShadeBan Rigs containing their e3xSQCP cards. These have been built into their faces, so that visual stimuli enter the brain directly without being filtered by the eyes, which makes them radically more extreme than ordinary pigs. Hyper-intelligent and dedicated to the powers of Full-on Savage Ultrametal, they use death riffs and scorching deadly Tuunes to lure travellers to their lairs for extreme devouring.
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