The Bedarkened Ages

The Bedarkened Ages is the name given to the period of time before the Great Apochraphon. Very little is known of the Bedarkened Ages; occasionally, a mysterious relic from that time will surface, but most of them are suspiciously lacking in awesomeness, so the inhabitants of modern-day Fehtahn tend to leave well alone when it comes to the Bedarkened Ages in general.