Song of the Sorcelator

 

99 ultraguns

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99 Ultraguns

 

Only a very few of Sethapock's creations have been found, and even less have been properly noted. After a great amount of public attention around the time of the discovery of the third gun, The Imperious Dozen publically announced that they were devoting a team to the location and retrieval of any future ultraguns. They have been mysteriously quiet on the matter since, leading many (including Hairoto, the Trobot who divulges this information to Grimm in Tome 2) to believe that the Dozen are covering up more guns from the series.

 

The four guns publically discovered and noted are:

 

Sethapock's 27th Gun, dubbed "Liquid Awesome"

 

"Liquid Awesome", like the rest of Sethapock's discovered guns, is rusty and tarnished. However, it shoots a jet of pure Riverin when the trigger is pulled, making it highly dangerous as the riverin, due to its high concentration, only seems to return to the Source Well at a drastically reduced speed, causing mass global instability. When the gun was first fired by an unwitting trobot, the Imperious Dozen went into high alert and had to kill twenty sorcelators, some of them their own operatives, merely to keep the planet from rupturing. With Sorcelatory powers as significant and dangerous as this, it is easy to see both why the Great Apochraphon occurred and why the Dozen wished to keep future ultraguns under wraps.

 

Sethapock's 32nd Gun, dubbed "Rock and Roll"

 

"Rock and Roll" has a wide barrel, and when the trigger is pulled, boulders fly forth from it at blistering speeds. Unlike the riverin fired by "Liquid Awesome", the boulders act as normal sorcelatory should and return duly to the Source Well at normal speed. However, the barrage they launch has a bizarre effect on mountainous, rocky regions - it bestows upon them sorcelatory life, not unlike that given to a magnabike. When marauding mountains started beating down on the cocky spellbiker gang who first stumbled upon the ultragun, the press started to first bear down on the ultragun phenomenon.

 

Sethapock's 44th Gun, dubbed "Gunning For You."

 

"Gunning For You" is a romantic favorite, firing off heart-shaped bullet-balloons in excess of nine-hundred miles per hour.

 

Sethapock's 86th Gun, dubbed "Goodness Gracious"

 

"Goodness Gracious" is named after a popular rock song in the world of Fehtahn, and, unsurprisingly, it shoots great big balls of fire. It doesn't really do anything shocking, dangerous, or disturbing that a powerful sorcelator of Fieriness couldn't do - rather, the main danger inherent in the ultragun was that whatever idiot got their grubby little hands on it had effectively gained the power of a majorly destructive wizard with none of the training on how to weild it awesomely enough. This one was confiscated by the Dozen very quickly indeed, oh yes.

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